Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs!

Arr! Surrender yer booty or prepared to be boarded!

Aye, me hearties! It be the day when we give proper grammar and spelling the old heave-ho and embrace that which is Talk Like a Pirate Day! Show yer pirate heritage or just confuse the blazes outta some landlubber by talking like a pirate today!

TLAPD + working in a seafood restaurant = I am so going to get fired today.